bacon by Lonnie Millsap for August 03, 2020

He ain’t got nothing anyway.

Better make ’em bell-bottoms.

Afraid he might leave a green mark on your back? Don’t worry. He will have an orange backside, too.

What about masks?

There’s a joke about a bear and a rabbit that springs to mind.

He’ll wear pants if you do! Until then you’re both in the buff.

ever smell a man’s pants after he has worn them a few days? hygienic doesn’t apply.

A saddle blanket would be a start.

Does he have Gummy Worms?

Those are uncomfortable….(sound familiar?)

but he’s Gumby dammit!

No, actually…