Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for December 14, 2021

Good to see them partying and having a good time with all these medical issues they have.

Organ recital.

Well, I can cover my knee replacement scar crosswise with my hand (less than five inches.)

once you get over 50 the worst question to ask is How you Doing?

Had a block party last night and that did cover most of the conversations, but we still had a great party!

We should stay out of the OAIC (Old Age Injury Competitions) before someone tops them all with, “I’m really dead.”

HOWEVER, you can use your replacement parts brag interrupt the MGCG (My Grand Children’s Greatness) competitions.

This is sad, but pretty much true. Getting older is not for the weak.

I got two of my lumbar vertebrae fused just last week. True story. My first surgery since having my tonsils removed at age ten.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

I could compete in that. My kids say I’m becoming a cyborg.

I would be extremely happy if I didn’t need any of my many surgeries.

I had my right leg below the knee replaced after a mugger got carried away shooting me up. And, I had a great ADA prosecute him. This was a long time ago when I was living in San Francisco. The ADA was a lady named Kamala Harris. I win.

As a boomer, I and my titanium knee resent this comic.