Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 30, 2022

They were all in unhappy relationships.

Nope. Boober from Fraggle Rock steals and washes them!

Ray Stevens wrote a song about it…

The rings of Saturn consist of odd socks and lost airline baggage…

Am I the only person that has never ever lost a sock in a washer or a dryer? Please, tell me, ‘cause I’m really asking. :)

I thought the socks were accidentally rinsed out in washing machines. I don’t see how a dryer could disappear a sock.

I’ve heard that they ended up as a tangled hanger in the bottom of the closet.

No, they are transformed into Tupperware lids that fit none of your containers.

Missing socks go to the hozone layer.

My understanding is that some dryers have a wormhole going to another dimension.