Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for August 03, 2022

Does Myron live down by the river in a van?

Also sprach Moron Malarkey.

There are both you and I in failure, but only you in success.

So where does that leave me?

His ‘speech’ was nothing but cliches. I’ve read fortune cookies with more depth. I think they’ve been had.

“Thank you, thank you. Please do a long exit through the gift shop where you’ll find videos of all my speeches for sale today”