Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 31, 2024

He’s also been abusing the all you can eat bread sticks offer at Olive Garden.

Eeeewwwwww.

At least he’s wearing pants….

Besides, celluloid collars were meant to be worn with shirt boards and a jacket.

He should consider joining Lawn Care for Men.

Although a couple of the ladies congratulate you on your cup size.

At least he didn’t just go with a dicky.

And a collar. It has been a long time since collars were separate from shirts.