F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 15, 2020

But my spastic elastic’s are so comfy!

But they’re comfortable where they need to be.

It’s a lucky day when the last pair of briefs in your bureau drawer still has some life left in the elastic.

Men’s socks and underwear; they usually require a woman to throw them to the burial ground.

OK, Captain?

Drier on lowest heat setting for longer lasting elastic. Just sayin’.

Hey…..good idea…..all this time I’ve just been repurposing them.

Or, “NO underpants”…(if she really cared for him).

I have been told that only women wear underpants, men wear underwear. I still don’t know the difference but okay, whatever you want to call them is fine with me.

If you have to tell him that, it may be time for a new husband.

Maybe it’s time to embrace going commando? “Free Bird!!!”

“But they are so soft!”

Yeah, with belt loops.

Time more beer…a lot more!

“I believe my elastics have gone…”