Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 02, 2020

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 4 years ago

    How does he plead? Well, evidently on his knees.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Apparently, pies are highly treasured in the Kingdom of ID…twenty years, really?!!

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    Purple People Eater  over 4 years ago

    People do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving. Yet if he is caught, he must pay sevenfold, though it costs him all the wealth of his house. (Proverbs 6:30-31)

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    constantine48  over 4 years ago

    Blueberry pie is pretty good, but I prefer cherry pie. And raisin pie. Sometimes pumpkin pie.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  over 4 years ago

    If I had known she was going to make a rhubarb pie, I would not have had to bake my own birthday pie, I could have just taken hers.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    He was looking for a thrill on Blueberry Hill with a Blueberry Pie.

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Apparently stealing the kings dessert was a bad mistake…

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    Two good punchlines. Like that compliments to the thief best.

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    heathcliff2  over 4 years ago

    I am always wary of circumstantial evidence.

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