The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 06, 2020

He’ll have to ring the bells if he wins.

I thought his hump was on the other side.

hope the announcers can pronounce his name correctly…

Of course he’s going to win. He’s the only one that rings the bell.

Shouldn’t they run this on Wednesday? Nope. Everyday is hump day at the Quasi Motocross.

Must be Wednesday, “Hump Day”!

Is he on the Notre Dame team?

Jim: It’s a beautiful Saturday at Churchill Downs. Other guy: One – it’s Sunday not Saturday. Two – we’re not in Kentucky, we’re outside that famous cathedral in Paris. And, Jim, I will also note you’re dumb.

One lump or two, Igor?

Authentic won over Tiz the Law

What hump?

It looks more like a “full” motocross to me.

If he falls, they’ll call him Humpty-Dumpty.

You meet the nicest hunchbacks on a Honda.

Hilburn is the new pun champ. Pastis, move over.

Frankenstein hopes that Igor would master this course and be the victor.

Notre Dune?

Quasi won’t booze it up after the win, he can’t handle-bars.

The track at Motre-dame

And is that where they bury the other hunchbacks who didn’t survive the jumps? It sure looks like it…

Quasimodo crosses the finish line.

He’s used to humping it.

It’s pronounced “eye-gore”!

The winner gets sanctuary.

“Quasi-moto cross” – I get it. Making fun of hunchbacks, are we?

Maybe it’s my failing eyesight, but does that rider in the foreground have any head or legs?