Strange Brew by John Deering for August 09, 2020

I’m told that Dorthy Parker kept a notepad by her bed. One night she woke, realizing she knew the secret of the universe. The next morning she found:

Hoggamus Higgamus, men are polygamous.

Higgamus Hoggamus, women monogamous.

Thousands of years later, we still can’t figure it out.

This happens to me occasionally. I get up at 3 AM and start typing on the computer. In my case it’s programming – I figured out a better way to do it in my sleep.

One day it may make sense….

Red Skeleton said he woke up in the middle of the night with a great idea and wrote it down. He said the next day when he woke up, he looked at his notepad, and he had written, “write play”.

Scrambled eggs.

Looks like he planned on getting the X-Men to help hunt.

Must have been that Stromboli sandwich he had before bed.

Can’t read it? I can. You’ve just discovered the secret to trans-light speed!

I guess he needs more peyote

I knew it! All those petroglyph walls I go looking for, now I get it.