Sounds like many of the stores in Ukraine, very specialized. I just noticed that in Odessa there is a big celebration for a recently opened Mega Store that has everything you could desire under one roof and in one store.
This store should sell singles to replace the ones eaten by your dryer. Those socks aren’t really eaten, they are turned to lint and you throw them out when you clean your lint trap.
“…oh, and further on down the mall, the Butt Floss Boutique changed its name back to the Panty Pavilion, and the Men’s Underwear Outlet changed to the Mighty Tighty-Whitey…thanks for shopping at Socks ‘R’ Us, and please don’t forget to shop at our sister store…Shoe ‘B’ You!”
Leojim over 4 years ago
Right across from condom corners and next to sheet creek waterworks……(no paddles allowed)
Please keep all little yellow aliens on a leash.
AllishaDawn over 4 years ago
Is there a web site I can look through?
SHIVA over 4 years ago
Reminds me of that classic SNL skit about the shop that only sold tape dispensers!!
TStyle78 over 4 years ago
I want to go to Socks ‘R’ Us.
whahoppened over 4 years ago
You really want us to shop online don’t you?
Gummo over 4 years ago
Happy second anniversary to Bleeb! I’m surprised he hasn’t gone mad after 2 years of observing wacky humans.
UmmeMoosa over 4 years ago
One time I walked into this store that only sold lampshades.
Qiset over 4 years ago
From the notebook of Lazarus Long, “specialization is for insects.”
Jethro Flatline over 4 years ago
Is this the world that Wal-Mart destroyed?
TMMILLER Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sounds like many of the stores in Ukraine, very specialized. I just noticed that in Odessa there is a big celebration for a recently opened Mega Store that has everything you could desire under one roof and in one store.
rhpii over 4 years ago
I’m opening a “Sock It To Me” store next door.
davanden over 4 years ago
How long before the “R us” moniker becomes unintelligible to generation aleph null?
comixbomix over 4 years ago
Given the ridiculous flamboyance of the other shop names, Socks ‘R’ Us seems a bit bland.
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Right next to Bra Barn.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 4 years ago
This store should sell singles to replace the ones eaten by your dryer. Those socks aren’t really eaten, they are turned to lint and you throw them out when you clean your lint trap.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
She is definitely shopping in the Walmart mall.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is it next to the Button Barn?
Nate England over 4 years ago
“Honey… where’s the spatula?”
Spiny Norman Premium Member over 4 years ago
And they say retail is dead…
ocarol7 Premium Member over 4 years ago
SNL scotch tape store
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
If you see ‘Jockstrap Jubilee” you’ve gone too far!
Dobie Premium Member over 4 years ago
“…oh, and further on down the mall, the Butt Floss Boutique changed its name back to the Panty Pavilion, and the Men’s Underwear Outlet changed to the Mighty Tighty-Whitey…thanks for shopping at Socks ‘R’ Us, and please don’t forget to shop at our sister store…Shoe ‘B’ You!”
tghllama over 4 years ago
Ah, but at least Socks R Us actually has socks to sell, as opposed to a certain Cheese shop…
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Do you have Hickies?”
jbduncan over 4 years ago
For those with a foot fetish……
mwksix over 4 years ago
Shouldn’t that be “Socks backwards ‘R’ Us”?
tinstar over 4 years ago
Ah, put a sock in it.
geese28 over 4 years ago
Or you could go to your local Walmart……
fstop8 over 4 years ago
or Monty Python’s cheese shop with no cheese.