Sounds like many of the stores in Ukraine, very specialized. I just noticed that in Odessa there is a big celebration for a recently opened Mega Store that has everything you could desire under one roof and in one store.
This store should sell singles to replace the ones eaten by your dryer. Those socks aren’t really eaten, they are turned to lint and you throw them out when you clean your lint trap.
“…oh, and further on down the mall, the Butt Floss Boutique changed its name back to the Panty Pavilion, and the Men’s Underwear Outlet changed to the Mighty Tighty-Whitey…thanks for shopping at Socks ‘R’ Us, and please don’t forget to shop at our sister store…Shoe ‘B’ You!”
Leojim about 4 years ago
Right across from condom corners and next to sheet creek waterworks……(no paddles allowed)
Please keep all little yellow aliens on a leash.
AllishaDawn about 4 years ago
Is there a web site I can look through?
SHIVA about 4 years ago
Reminds me of that classic SNL skit about the shop that only sold tape dispensers!!
TStyle78 about 4 years ago
I want to go to Socks ‘R’ Us.
whahoppened about 4 years ago
You really want us to shop online don’t you?
Gummo about 4 years ago
Happy second anniversary to Bleeb! I’m surprised he hasn’t gone mad after 2 years of observing wacky humans.
UmmeMoosa about 4 years ago
One time I walked into this store that only sold lampshades.
Qiset about 4 years ago
From the notebook of Lazarus Long, “specialization is for insects.”
Jethro Flatline about 4 years ago
Is this the world that Wal-Mart destroyed?
TMMILLER Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sounds like many of the stores in Ukraine, very specialized. I just noticed that in Odessa there is a big celebration for a recently opened Mega Store that has everything you could desire under one roof and in one store.
rhpii about 4 years ago
I’m opening a “Sock It To Me” store next door.
davanden about 4 years ago
How long before the “R us” moniker becomes unintelligible to generation aleph null?
comixbomix about 4 years ago
Given the ridiculous flamboyance of the other shop names, Socks ‘R’ Us seems a bit bland.
William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago
Right next to Bra Barn.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago
This store should sell singles to replace the ones eaten by your dryer. Those socks aren’t really eaten, they are turned to lint and you throw them out when you clean your lint trap.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
She is definitely shopping in the Walmart mall.
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Is it next to the Button Barn?
Nate England about 4 years ago
“Honey… where’s the spatula?”
Spiny Norman Premium Member about 4 years ago
And they say retail is dead…
ocarol7 Premium Member about 4 years ago
SNL scotch tape store
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago
If you see ‘Jockstrap Jubilee” you’ve gone too far!
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
“…oh, and further on down the mall, the Butt Floss Boutique changed its name back to the Panty Pavilion, and the Men’s Underwear Outlet changed to the Mighty Tighty-Whitey…thanks for shopping at Socks ‘R’ Us, and please don’t forget to shop at our sister store…Shoe ‘B’ You!”
tghllama about 4 years ago
Ah, but at least Socks R Us actually has socks to sell, as opposed to a certain Cheese shop…
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Do you have Hickies?”
jbduncan about 4 years ago
For those with a foot fetish……
mwksix about 4 years ago
Shouldn’t that be “Socks backwards ‘R’ Us”?
tinstar about 4 years ago
Ah, put a sock in it.
geese28 about 4 years ago
Or you could go to your local Walmart……
fstop8 about 4 years ago
or Monty Python’s cheese shop with no cheese.