Remember the movie “Major Payne”. When one of the young cadets complained there was a monster in his closet, he went and shot at the closet? Lol good times
“Well son, I can’t say that your mom and I aren’t glad that thing’s gone…but that’s no monster, that’s the Johnsons pet from next door. Honey, get the lime and I’ll get the shovel, Jimmy… you wrap that thing up in a sheet and drag it to the back yard, and both of you remember… sad faces the next time you see the Johnsons…AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!?”
The monster is NOT under the bed. Which leads me to believe that this evil child lured the monster into his room under false pretenses, and killed it to impress his parents. The kid’s error was underestimating how heavy the monster was, and he couldn’t totally shove the dead monster under the bed.
Leojim over 4 years ago
Just before I woke up from my snakes dream.
Bleeb sure seems to be amused.
Snake dreams are horrifying. Hahaha, crazy stuff LOL
allen@home over 4 years ago
I hope Bleeb is ok. After watching a monster get murdered.
electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now we know what happened to Randall at the end of “Monsters Inc.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Yes! You’ve convinced me! Now let’s get this thing autopsied ASAP.”
Lady loves a joke over 4 years ago
And now to take care of the one in the closet!
geese28 over 4 years ago
Remember the movie “Major Payne”. When one of the young cadets complained there was a monster in his closet, he went and shot at the closet? Lol good times
kv450 over 4 years ago
This is why as an adult I finally got a bed that sits flush on the floor
Michael G. over 4 years ago
What sort of marinade to use on it?
Alverant over 4 years ago
Someone read Hogfather! “Susan says, don’t get afraid, get angry.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now that is a very “Stranger Things” sort of day.
Perkycat over 4 years ago
Now we believe ~~ we just needed proof!
Dobie Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Well son, I can’t say that your mom and I aren’t glad that thing’s gone…but that’s no monster, that’s the Johnsons pet from next door. Honey, get the lime and I’ll get the shovel, Jimmy… you wrap that thing up in a sheet and drag it to the back yard, and both of you remember… sad faces the next time you see the Johnsons…AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!?”
sandflea over 4 years ago
Junior! What have you done! That’s not a monster, that’s Grandpa!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Is that anyway to talk about your sister.
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
The monster is NOT under the bed. Which leads me to believe that this evil child lured the monster into his room under false pretenses, and killed it to impress his parents. The kid’s error was underestimating how heavy the monster was, and he couldn’t totally shove the dead monster under the bed.
jbduncan over 4 years ago
Looks nothing like the monster under my childhood bed. But, it was so vicious I was afraid to hang an arm or a foot down.
DennisMiddlebrooks over 4 years ago
Call the ASPCA!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Shhhhhh, don’t tell him Bleeb is sitting ON his bed!
Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 4 years ago
They must be up in Rhinelander, Wisconsin…for that sure looks like the Hodag.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Uncle Phil in a monster suit?