Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 16, 2020

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    willispate  over 4 years ago

    I feel sorry for the Padre.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Spare the rod and spoil the staff…

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    This is where most preacher people would be giving loooog sermons about ‘Trimming the vines’. As most of the people are toasting with the Communion Wine.

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    Lucy Rudy  over 4 years ago

    Groan

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    That’s tithe.

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    JudyHendrickson  over 4 years ago

    Funny , funny!!!!

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What a cross you must bear, Preacher Bird.

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    DHBirr  over 4 years ago

    With all the stress, I’m surprised he hasn’t gone bald! If he did, his head would resemble Heaven … for “there is no parting there.”

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    chris_o42  over 4 years ago

    Good one!

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    I climbed Guadalupe Peak in Texas. When I got to the top, there was a church group up there. They told me they were going to Nepal on a mission. Their minister had decided they needed to get in shape for the mountains of India.

    On the way down, the minister was having trouble with one of his knees hurting, and was forced to climb down at a snail’s pace. I walked along with him and one of his congregation who was helping him down. The minister complained about a Mexican member Jesus, who had led him up the wrong trail. I myself had accidentally taken the same trail and it was much more difficult; in fact to this day it was the hardest climb I have ever done.Anyway after complaining about having to climb the more difficult trail, I said, “It’s pretty bad when a minister is led astray by a guy named Jesus.”

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 4 years ago

    Been hanging around Pastis have we?

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    Oy.

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    andersjg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now, on top of his other problems, he’s eating at Roz’s.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Funny! I liked this one but my über Evangelical Christian wife didn’t get it. Maybe because it lost something in the Spanish translation

    Post Script I copied it and sent it to the wife’s Pastor, who is a gringo. He just texted me back that he found it hilarious.

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    wlbr549  over 4 years ago

    Pardon my ignorance, but what does a sexton do in a Catholic church?

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Stephan Pastis wannabe.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago

    cute play on words!!

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 4 years ago

    FUNNY!!!

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    BaltimoreJack Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The worldly rod and staff.

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 4 years ago

    Hahahaahahahahah

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