Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 05, 2020

Sounds like the naming of hurricanes…..

Really? You don’t know where the H came from for a "H"emorrhoid cream?

I prefer preparation " S " cotch for my problems

That reflection could leave a sore feeling somewhere. While I reflect about it , I wont have any Indonesian Sambal, or Central American hot chilies. I might then find my reflections getting more than a little sore.

Preparation Z… would be for a strip that this place doesn’t carry.

I think it’s some kind of thermonuclear anti-haemorroid weapon.

It is just like covid 1 through 18 had no effect on controlling worldwide over-population.

Today’s toon made me LOL.

“Preparation Hemeroids” is a bit too in your face, so to speak.

“I know engineers! They’re ALWAYS CHANGING things!”, said the doctor from Star Trek. Whereas regular engineers call them “prototypes” chemical engineers may use the term “preparation”. But they’re all “versions”. Versions to be sacrificed at the alter of the consumer.

They are saving “Preparation C” for when they find an over-the-counter cancer cure.

Preparation B was great on Bemorrhoids.

Preparation H’s slogan: “We may not be #1, but we’re up there”.

Preparation H® used to be the secret weapon of makeup artists to smooth the wrinkles and facial lines of actors and models.(Of course, they never told their clients what they were using and the tube was usually disguised.)

It really does work on more than hemorroids, folks.

Comedian John Mendoza had a theory about Preparations A through G: “I got flames comin’ outta me!”

Well Preparation F was actually effective, but the way it destroyed all the tissue of the Intestinal Track to do it wasn’t something people would sit still for.

But they worked just great on acne, bedsores, callus, diaper rash, eczema, folliculitis and gonorrhea, respectively…

Preparation H is the butt of a lot of jokes!

I didn’t know PREPARATION required so many LETTERS. Documents expositions Preparation to get the WHAT job done???

Because “hemorrhoids” spelled backwards didn’t make a catchy product name.

I found it very funny-even told it to my husband who never laughs at anything-he didn’t laugh. But I laughed!

With a nod to Steven Wright.