Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 20, 2020

Colonel Mustard is the logical choice to lead the charge, after all Mr. Green is inexperienced.

I guess having it on video would be too easy. Would that be SimInvasion? or SimVasion?

If there’s background music, would it be Yakkity Sax?

Reminds me of a British comedy skit I saw years ago. The setting was a British bomber group’s briefing room during World War II. The CO, giving instructions to his men, commented, “Now we know that the maps you have been provided are somewhat dated, but they are still useable. Just remember that you should fly over Gaul and then drop your bombs on the Holy Roman Empire.”

He sunk my battleship!

p.s. check the vacuum bag

If you want to defeat Dirk, Brewster, buy houses and hotels for your avenues ASAP!

Put the hungry hungry hippos on the front line.

Brewster doesn’t know that Captain Allspice has drained the licorice lagoon to make ouzo for his troops and will attack with drunken green army men.

Dibs on the little racecar.

Pam’s certainly looking healthy and ready for combat.

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark trying to save paper

Sleeps in a hole in the road

Saving up to buy some clothes

Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop

She never stops, she’s a go-getter…

“And we’ll send the Top Hat to put a lid on the Ogre…”

…And they’re receiving intel from their spy, Miss Scarlet while Professor Plum is preparing the secret doomsday weapon.

Don’t forget to bring the candlestick.

If I’d known we were going to be wargaming this, I’d have brought all my toy soldiers.

“Oops, lost the colonel piece. Better use this spent mustard packet.”