In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 22, 2020

So i suggest you start throwing strikes.

And end up in cement cleats

“The gentleman behind me? He’s an associate of mine we call, ‘The Mound’.”

…and you’re standing on the last guy to refuse our offer.

“You wouldn’t want to disappoint Mr. Coach now, would ’ya?”

Maybe Hoffa is under the pitchers mound.

Well, that’s one way of motivating an underachieving pitcher.

But I kinda have to between innings.