Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 20, 2020

It goes to your ears. Or so I’m told. Or… at least I think I’m told that. It’s hard to hear through all this hair….

Where did it go?

Into the meatloaf.

Mine was worn down by the cowboy boots I’d worn making music on weekends.. The ‘forehead extension’ to the rear was explained away; “That it was an expanding runway for handling heavier air traffic..Y’know, first fleas, then flies, then bees, BUMBLE bees, fighter bees, hornets, cargos, etc, etc, etc..” Makes lil’ kids gawk uncertainly and then look at each other…>grin<

Sign of low testosterone levels.

Grandpa becomes agitated..“Ya know, I couldn’t curl less!”

check his ears

Grandma stole it to keep her chin warm.

Mine all wore off, too. It’s probably due to support stockings.

High nylons socks with garters might have been partly to blame.

45-50 years ago, I had a line in the hair on each leg where the tops of the Frye boots rubbed; now, they’re just nekkid. But, like others have mentioned, my ears & nose……..