Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 19, 2020

Loki me! Less teeth ma!

The Swedish really know how to do social distancing.

Is Bord fõr En by any chance owned & operated by Lion fõr En?

That’s expensive dental work. I would’ve made a necklace out of all those teeth.

So do you have to make reservations at Bord För En (even before the COVID-19 pandemic hit)?

So when the businessman finally put the S-Type up for sale, a snail showed up with cash to cover the man’s full asking price.

When the deal was complete, the snail said, “Now my friends will be impressed with me!”

The man asked, “Because you’ll be much faster? Because of the unique decoration?”

The snail answered, "No, neither of those. But when I drive by they’ll all say ’Wow! Look at that S-car go! ’ "

More like “bored for one”…..

Bord for En, the perfect COVID-19 restaurant. Could use those in the USA if so many weren’t pretending the virus doesn’t really exist.

Loki was actually a highly evolved land shark.

Customer: I’ll have the filet of flounder?

Waiter traipses across a 1/4 mile of plowed field rows to the kitchen; comes back 25 minutes later: We’re all out of the flounder.

On this day in history on August 19th 1692 Five women are hanged in Salem, Massachusetts after being convicted of the crime of witchcraft. Fourteen more people are executed that year and 150 others are imprisoned.

That pooch does not look happy about having his teeth counted.

Take care and gesundheit.

What a way to desecrate a perfectly good Jag! But, then again, if you have that kind of scratch, why not?

Good dog.

" A table for one can be fun!"

Is that table in the non-smoking section?

What an idiot!

“Loki” is actually a cute name when it doesn’t apply to a divine jerk.

I am glad for Loki, Aurora, the vet and all who helped to make it happen. A little faith I’m sure helped to make it happen too.

destroying a perfectly good car – just goes to show that poor taste is universal…

Apparently his Jaguar wasn’t Hot Wheels enough…

There is at least one church(?) and one theatre(?) that caters to not much more (if ANYMORE patrons.