Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 11, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    Calvin, you have the right to remain silent.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 4 years ago

    And here’s the first mention of the Noodle Incident…

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    chienetfou  about 4 years ago

    Kid, you need to not say anything unless asked. Answer the question, with a yes or no and nothing more. This will stand you in good stead for dating/marriage as well as questions from your kids/grandkids.

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    codycab  about 4 years ago

    That’s what they all say!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Calvin served mom a redde rationem day on a silver plate .

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    rekam Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Calvin opens mouth wide, inserts foot.

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    Just burying yourself deeper, huh, Calvin?

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    Potato Brain  about 4 years ago

    You Heard Nothing

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    whahoppened  about 4 years ago

    Yer not usin’ yer noodle, kid.

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    LeeCox  about 4 years ago

    Calvin reminds me of a certain recent newsmaker — I can’t quite put my finger on it, though!

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    BalognaVirus  about 4 years ago

    A blast from the past(a), so to speak.

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    Qiset  about 4 years ago

    A real problem. Choosing which diet!

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    Calvinist1966  about 4 years ago

    Some commentators have questioned a parent-teacher meeting just after school has resumed and some others have replied that it is a special one for Calvin’s problems. This has reminded me of the 1999 film “The Sixth Sense” in which Haley Joel Osment as Cole Sears remembers a time when he drew a picture of a man with a screwdriver through his head at school. Afterwards, he just drew pictures of rainbows. “They don’t call parent-teacher conferences over rainbows.”

    “Calvin and Hobbes” can be seen as a comedy forerunner of “The Sixth Sense” especially for those who feel that Calvin, like Cole Sears, isn’t out of touch with reality but in contact with a reality which is closed to most of us.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    And Calvin’s motor-mouth runs a little too fast!

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    Always wait until you hear all of the charges before trying to mount your defense.

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    Comicgeek  about 4 years ago

    Guilty. Any objections?

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    DorothyGlenn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    So Hamster Huey must have eaten excessive amounts of noodles and burst, thus Gooey Kablooie.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 4 years ago

    Are we entirely certain that Mom isn’t Bob Woodward in drag?

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    Jimvideo  about 4 years ago

    Sounds to me like Peter Strzok, John Brennan, James Comey, Christopher Steel, Andrew McCabe, Barack Obama, Susan Rice, et al.

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    MichaelHelwig  about 4 years ago

    Calvin, tell us the virus is not a threat.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 4 years ago

    deny , pivot and blame, that seems to be the strategy

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    kab2rb  about 4 years ago

    Keep going Calvin more to confess.

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    ekw555  about 4 years ago

    We must never speak of the Noodle Incident.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Hence, “the right to remain silent”.

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    raybarb44  about 4 years ago

    You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to know that something is amiss…..

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    KEA  about 4 years ago

    One should never bring up one’s own transgressions.

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    PaulAbbott2  about 4 years ago

    Strange that Miss Wormwood didn’t mention the Noodle Incident. It must have happened at school.

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    Earnestly Frank  about 4 years ago

    I vaguely remember a noodle incident that happened at our school. I never did find out what happened to that kid…

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    MoeyTehr  about 4 years ago

    Ah, yes, the Noodle Incident. My first storytelling lesson that less is more.

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Whatever the “Noodle Incident” was, I’m sure it involved oodles of noodles.

    I like the fact that Watterson never told us what it was.

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    platyfurmany  about 4 years ago

    Calvin cracks even before the interrogation begins.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 4 years ago

    “David is a pure joy to have in class.” 3rd Grade, Luther Burbank Elementary.

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    bloodykate  about 4 years ago

    I love this! : D

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    txmystic  about 4 years ago

    The noodle incident!!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 4 years ago

    http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff200/fv00125.htm

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Damn never knew Calvin was a millennial.

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    Doctor Go  about 4 years ago

    Today’s dialogue taken directly from Bob Woodward’s transcripts of the taped conversations.

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    Scoutmaster77  about 4 years ago

    This sounds familiar…

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    paullp Premium Member about 4 years ago

    One thing I’ve learned from TV sitcoms: always let the other person go first. Best example: The Honeymooners. Ralph plans to ask Alice to join him at the lodge convention — the only way he can get money from her for the trip. Alice, meanwhile, has decided to give Ralph the money without any conditions, because she appreciates how hard he works all year. Naturally when they come at each other with the “I’ve got a big surprise for you” speech, Ralph insists on going first. And of course he wants to kick himself — hard — when he realizes what he’s done.

    “I’ve got a BIG mouth!”

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    hagarthehorrible  about 4 years ago

    After all it is apparent that his suitcase is for undergarment and socks! What about the stuffed tiger?

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    rgcviper  about 4 years ago

    Bring on the Noodle Incident! Fun stuff.

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    The Pro from Dover  about 4 years ago

    He sounds like Trump. I don’t take any responsibility, I didn’t do it, it’s not my fault.

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    {* Cj.løve.the.music *}  about 4 years ago

    That’s why you always have to let your parents finnish what there saying or else you might just reveal something you want to hide

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