Old joke about three engineers stuck in car which won’t start. Mechanical engineer gets out and checks the linkages; doesn’t work. Electrical engineer opens the hood and checks the electrical connections; doesn’t work. The Microsoft software engineer says, “I know it sounds crazy, but let’s close all the windows and open them again.”
allen@home over 4 years ago
Yea that should work. We just need to reboot him.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 4 years ago
If she’s trying to restart the Frankincense monster, she’s be better served checking the plugs.
SF Giants over 4 years ago
Have you tried turning him off and on again?
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Have you tried turning him off and on again?
mikeyman over 4 years ago
Dr. Hackenabush says, “My dear, there’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive procedure can’t prolong.”
mi_sbs over 4 years ago
Back in the day, we’d just hit the TV a time or two, so maybe….
J Short over 4 years ago
Maybe he’s from Europe and should be running on 220 volts.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
It’s too late, I think, for “miracle drugs”.
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
Quit kicking him! That isn’t what “reboot” means!
Braveheart1951 over 4 years ago
Microsoft Medical Plan???
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Old joke about three engineers stuck in car which won’t start. Mechanical engineer gets out and checks the linkages; doesn’t work. Electrical engineer opens the hood and checks the electrical connections; doesn’t work. The Microsoft software engineer says, “I know it sounds crazy, but let’s close all the windows and open them again.”
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
maybe if you whacked him with a hammer a few times…