When I was in the hospital I made 3 nurses leave the room crying. I have a pain problem. What is a level 3 pain to every one else is a level 10 for me. Giving me an IV was torture for both me and who ever was trying to give it. I found out that pain killers do not work well for me. They came close to ODing me and it still did nothing for the pain. The only thing they could do was to keep me asleep as much as possible.
I was getting my teeth cleaned and there came the wailing of a 1000 souls from off in the distance, the tortures of the damned were upon us. I inquired about it, a 9 year old girl getting her teeth cleaned!! When I was 8, I had teeth filled with nothing. I still do, I hate the numbness. Caps are are different thing, I’ll take the needles for that.
“I have some good news and some bad news, Mrs. Collins. The good news is… your teeth are in excellent shape, so I just gave you a good cleaning.” “Thank you Doctor, I try hard to take care of them, um… what’s the bad news?” “Well, I cant seem to find my ring… sooooo, I have to trouble you to open wide one more time, while I go get my reacher-grabber thingy… It’s going to hurt like the dickens, but I’ll write you a prescription for good pain killers. Hmm, I can’t seem to find my pen!”
allen@home almost 4 years ago
Give her a shot of laughing gas. That should calm her down some.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
“Hey! It’s not my fault your insurance won’t pay for anesthesia.”
David Henderson almost 4 years ago
When I was in the hospital I made 3 nurses leave the room crying. I have a pain problem. What is a level 3 pain to every one else is a level 10 for me. Giving me an IV was torture for both me and who ever was trying to give it. I found out that pain killers do not work well for me. They came close to ODing me and it still did nothing for the pain. The only thing they could do was to keep me asleep as much as possible.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I was getting my teeth cleaned and there came the wailing of a 1000 souls from off in the distance, the tortures of the damned were upon us. I inquired about it, a 9 year old girl getting her teeth cleaned!! When I was 8, I had teeth filled with nothing. I still do, I hate the numbness. Caps are are different thing, I’ll take the needles for that.
jbduncan almost 4 years ago
“You may feel a little pinch”, the dentist says, as I go to the ceiling!
joe piglet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
For a minute there I thought that was Princess Leia.
Znox11 almost 4 years ago
PPE…Personal Protection Electronics.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Say, Doc? Does this hurt? >;-)
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Safety first. Tinnitus from ‘screamer’ exposure is not covered by the company insurance plan.
tsk5565 almost 4 years ago
Why does the dentist bay have a decorative little shelf with some knick knacks on it?
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“I have some good news and some bad news, Mrs. Collins. The good news is… your teeth are in excellent shape, so I just gave you a good cleaning.” “Thank you Doctor, I try hard to take care of them, um… what’s the bad news?” “Well, I cant seem to find my ring… sooooo, I have to trouble you to open wide one more time, while I go get my reacher-grabber thingy… It’s going to hurt like the dickens, but I’ll write you a prescription for good pain killers. Hmm, I can’t seem to find my pen!”