Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 26, 2020

Told y’all that buffalo would come charging out of the bush! Now porky piggy Pomeroy will scoot up a tree and Tarzan will have to dispatch the crazed beast. We’re going to lose some poor bearers before this is over as well………. Then who will carry all of swine Pomeroy’s prized trophies…….Tarzan? Pomeroy and his ill-gotten treasures don’t matter!

Retribution return s

See, you fools? You should’ve listened to Tarzan and prepared the pit in time!

Too early for Pomeroy to get it. Probably just a porter or two will get it before Tarzan kills it with his disappearing knife.

“A snorting, pawing juggernaut of destruction”… isn’t it slightly overdramatic?

Time for Tarzan to jump in and kill that (to borrow a phrase from Tom Lehrer) 1300 pounds of angry pot roast.

In first frame, Tarzan warms up with some Tai Chi, in anticipation of whupping Pomeroy’s a$$.

Fatboy’s sucking the wrong end of his joint.

What’s for dinner tonight? I think maybe some buffalo steaks and wings.

As any lawyer will tell you, nothing ruins the effect of a closing argument more than a snorting, pawing, charging juggernaut of destruction.

This story is 1300 lbs of bull****

“Hey! I’m talking to you! Don’t just turn and run away!”

Forget the lecture, T. Just throw that POS under the bus … er, I mean, under the justifiably revenge-minded buffalo.