Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 28, 2020

It’s difficult to refute Cliff’s logic here. Teach us more o’ wise couch potato.

I for one, hope Pam doesn’t fall for this nonsense.

I’m with cliff. With this pandemic, the only exercise I get is going to the store and buying snacks.

It’s a good idea but in practice dilapidated properties are targeted more than nice protected ones, as they are much easier to attack and less people are likely to report any activity on a run down property. Insurers would much rather take on a good condition property than a run down one, for many reasons but one is run down properties are often targeted by thieves for copper piping, lead roofing etc and then often maliciously damaged by squatters or gangs.

Set a thief to catch a thief?

Brewster’s eyes are opened for the first time.

This strip reminds me of the real Cliff in Cheers… he once explained how beer keeps you smart by culling out the weak brain cells.

Cliff is completely wrong, of course. Dilapidated houses are broken into more frequently because they’re in bad neighborhoods, are easier to get into, and don’t have alarms.

The problem is that burglars aren’t the only ones avoiding that house. Everybody does, including women.

My beer and Cheetos are delivered by drones.

Well, a considerable number of Covid 19 deaths came for people from pre-existing conditions & unhealthy lifestyles…NOT attempting to say being a couch potato is lethal but…it does weaken you body

If you were a fly, would you look for fresh food or slightly rotten food?

Teach me the way of the Junk Food, Jedi Cliff