Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 29, 2020

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    Gonzo Jabrone  about 4 years ago

    P1: Mimi orders a chunk of log with a stick poking out of it. So does Corina. Nobody has any idea why, but it’s the Milford way.

    P2: Alexa’s Dirty Sanchez is Milford’s new fashion craze now that the Mood Rings craze has petered out.

    P3: “So, Random Skanky Looking Waitress who has obviously been ridden hard and put away wet, what should I do with the life changing decision to move to Milford and surrender to the Twilight Zone? I value your opinion more than anyone else in the world because you have no idea what we’re talking about and that makes you completely objective.”

    “Don’t look at me, Honey. I just give the boys the cherry pie that they all see me for. They don’t come as often any more because at this age they’re all sour cherries. Lately, it’s just been the pits.”

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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “It depends. How many of the other jurisdictions in the Valley have a warrant out for your arrest?”

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 4 years ago

    They also serve who only stand and wait [on customers].

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    Charks  about 4 years ago

    P4: One slice of Humble Pie being served.

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    Bucky  about 4 years ago

    It is obvious Mimi doesn’t know that GilPa and Maureen had an affair going back in the day. Maureen was a pretty hot item but it is clear that the years have not been kind to her.

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    Mr Reality  about 4 years ago

    In all realty , Look Hon to be honest this town is Dullville. Get out now while you can ! Thanks for the advice ,Mo.

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    Durak Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I just serve pie. While standing on this chair.

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    Irish53  about 4 years ago

    P 3: “…I just serve pie and pass on gossip Honey…”

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    Irish53  about 4 years ago

    P 4: “…. don’t worry….I try not to look at you…”

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    tcayer  about 4 years ago

    “Sure! Living in Milford has made me what I am today! Can I get you anything else?”

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    tcayer  about 4 years ago

    Still wondering why a teen gets to make the decision about where they live…

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    twainreader  about 4 years ago

    Theme song: "You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant "

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    TheBrownStarfish  about 4 years ago

    P1, Oh, look it’s my turn to put the big hand out today.

    P2, I’ll tell you who it wasn’t. . . The Mayor!

    P3, Don’t you F’n look at me! – Frank Booth in Blue Velvet.

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    bearwku82  about 4 years ago

    Subject for snarker’s approval. Notice that we never see GilPa and Maureen in the same panel? So help us, R & W made Gil and Mo one in the same in P3! They both use Grecian Formula.

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    Mr Reality  about 4 years ago

    In all reality , Ya gotta look for an Adam’s Apple

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    Bluedarter  about 4 years ago

    P3 In the color version I almost had to turn away in fear. I thought Mo’s brother Moe was working the shift, and the only thing missing is a bolt through the neck. Looks like Gil’s haircut.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Panel #3. she(?) looks like a teen horror movie villain. Or the witch in Hansel and Gretel

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    Irish53  about 4 years ago

    “… I just serve pie…”. You are hilarious, you old busy body…. you also can’t wait to squeal to Pheebs mom about every thing you overhear at that greasy spoon

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    hifirick1953  about 4 years ago

    Attack of the 50 ft. waitress!!

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    bitsy twill  about 4 years ago

    So football starts Monday I guess?

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    Mopman  about 4 years ago

    P1 – Wait, what? Now she’s meeting with Mim(i), despite how much she hates authority? Why? Just so she could score some free fries and a drink?

    P2 – No, that’s not a good answer! You want to know who provided the food and she said “No way I’m telling you!” and that makes you happy?

    P3 – Good for Maureen, another appearance! But holy hell, she’s yet another 10 years older than last time. She’s going to look like The Crypt Keeper if she appears next week.

    And speaking of appearances, these characters all make the most of their appearances in Mopped Up Thorp. With much better dialog!

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
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    Gonzo Jabrone  about 4 years ago

    The other waitress, Auntie Flo, only works four or five days a month.

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    tcar-1  about 4 years ago

    On the juke box in the diner in panel three:

    Well, I’m not the world’s most physical guy

    But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine

    Oh my Lola

    La-la-la-la Lola

    Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understand

    Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man

    Oh my Lola

    La-la-la-la Lola

    La-la-la-la Lola

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    Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham  about 4 years ago

    Yeah, so we brought True back just to recruit this lame character to Milford.

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    Klubble  about 4 years ago

    P3: YIKES! Halloween isn’t for another two months! Can this guy draw anyone to look like they did the day before?!?

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    hifirick1953  about 4 years ago

    82 comments. That’s more like it. I saw a Fox Trot last week with over 150 comments.

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    Gonzo Jabrone  about 4 years ago

    A busy day in Maureen’s life.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnZeKAvrbR4

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    Gonzo Jabrone  about 4 years ago

    Today being Sunday and Mo’s day off, she changes clothes are reports for her other job. Coincidentally, she runs into one of her long time pie eating customers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoBAzn1QmCo

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    Gonzo Jabrone  about 4 years ago

    YES! I just checked in this is the 100th comment! Won my spot in the “Gil Thorp Snarker Hall of Fame”!

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