Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 18, 2020

Of course i want bacon. Bring it on.

Sure, would love some. By the way, have you seen my dining companion around here somewhere?

Oy vey! Not since I converted.

Eww, gross. I’ll take the bacon, though.

“You would! Come into the kitchen.”

He already ordered Ham & Eggs, might as well go ‘whole hog’. (No NOT green eggs)

I ordered an egg and cheese McMuffin… took one bite out of it and discovered I had an egg and bacon McMuffin…

The entire restaurant went into turmoil… Profound apologies from everyone… full reimbursement… a free meal … and even a glass of water to rinse my mouth out…

My rabbi assured me that as I hadn’t eaten it intentionally… I would be forgiven…

My wife brings home the bacon, unfortunately she also brings home a lot of crap with it.

JImmeny Cricket is telling him it’s a NO NO! Let your conscience be your guide.

That’s a Swine Dining establishment.

Imitation bacon bits…yeehaw.

Seems like a good day to try the ham instead.

Yes, but wait till my piglets arrive so we can chew the fat together.

Can you make bacon out of human beings? Not that I’m planning anything.

Lunch at the Cannibal Cafe…

Do you think it would bother a chicken, if a human ate a chicken sandwich in front of it? Do dogs know they are dogs?

go ahead, pig out…

It’s a pig thing. He’d eat the waiter, if he were that hungry.

“Sure, twist my tail. And could I have a side of pork rinds, please?”