Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2020

Now you’re really Cast Away, Rip! And Cobra’s probably somewhere close by!

Baby Fireball will be walking and talking by the time he gets back. She won’t recognize her daddy (the dadgum hippie).

Cast Away. Did the Skull missile also happen to have a volleyball in it’s payload?

At least he appears to be eating well enough!

That oil slick means there could be a shipping lane nearby. Hold on.

1. That’s one way for Rip to work off all of those pancakes he’s eaten over the past few months.

2. Let’s hope Breezy is a little more…faithful to Rip than she was the last time he went missing.

I like his new look…

For Rip is that 2 hours or 2 days of beard?

KA-CAST AWAY!

Think it’s bad now, Rip? Just wait ’til Gilligan shows up!

You may know those people, Rip… But do they know you well enough to start looking for you?

By now, the pancake stocks have plummeted…

Okay Mr. Thompson – time to give Rip a little help? Can he build a raft?