The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 26, 2020

are we going to get a visit from Homefries?

Don’t forget to bring those tubular bells.

This catastrophe makes my head spin.

has she started to walk like an egyptian…?

A not so purrfect situation!

She’s been purrloined!

A hairless cat? Has she become a Brazilian?

They must be cat-licks.

Last saw him near Cheshire- smiling!

Let me know when she on her 9th life….

Don’t believe everything you sphinx.

Dr Evil called and wants his cat back.

The Sphynxorcist will have to purrform a complex ritual to purrge the demon.

Maybe you can heal the daughter by getting her to drink some cat-a-tonic.

Mostly nowadays I’m trying to figure out how my Catholic and Union Member friends can be Republican.

These cats and their rock and roll music and hard catnip. Back when I was a kitten!

Purrsessed? You gotta be kitten me!

Act fast or she will be left cat-atonic!

She’s feline weird.

that’s a reach

All I can picture is Richard Pryor wearing a cat suit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8dKnFU5LUE

Beware. The fact that he is hairless does not mean that she’ll be heirless.

Meh. The first two puns are OK, but the caption is way too forced.

This one is so bad it hurts. XD

Has she been doing her cat-achisms?

She sounds litter-pated.

Do something before she Rex the house.

Seeing this will cause sphincters to wince!

I gato get out of here.

Purranormal is how Clevland Brown would say it too lol