Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 24, 2020

At the office, someone else changed the filter.

It’s the water; stop filtering it.

Add a teaspoon of crushed dreams.

I thought “weak and bitter” only applied to the employees.

Why?

Soooooooooo glad that I was a tea drinker.

Won’t work with a coffee maker that shuts itself off, but if you leave half a pot on overnight it evaporates down to a little over a quarter pot of gooey wonderment

That’s how my Nuclear Coffee was first discovered

Oh, I wouldn’t say that. I think you’ve got the bitterness down pretty well.

Use Starbucks beans; roasted too fast so “bitter” is the most prominent feature (well, except for “ludicrously over-priced”).

Never spend more than $3 a pound for coffee to get that true office coffee flavor. Blend in factory floor sweepings for flavor variety.

You want bitter, just let the coffee boil for an hour or two.

I think I can help with the bitterness part. Leave a little bit of coffee in the pot with the burner on all day. Try a swig right before closing time. That should come close.

try microwaving it…

The best part of waking up…