Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 07, 2020

He has a lot of colleagues to compete with…..

I apologize that you do not have volumes and shelves of published works of your lies… like your coworkers?

Or… I apologize that you are a couple of pounds shy of being the Biggest?

(Smirk!)

OK. Not the biggest. The most prolific. (Smiles, walks away and then asks an aide what prolific means. The smart aide replies: the best.)

I don’t know how much mass the Senator has. I figure that most of his volume is just made up of hot-gas. Him being an old-fart and a Senator to boot.

The real question is: how do you mend a broken heart?

Uh oh, now he’s made it a contest…

Should that comment(‘Shoes’)be restricted to JUST ‘Sen. Belfry’ ?

No secrets on the “hill”?

He does look much bigger in person.

President Lincoln asked Congressman Thaddeus Stevens for his opinion as to the honesty of Secretary of War Simon Cameron. Stevens said “I don’t think he would steal a red hot stove.” Lincoln told Cameron, and Cameron took offense and demanded that Stevens retract the remark. Stevens then said, “I was mistaken, Cameron would steal a red hot stove."

Sen. Belfry has lots of competition for that title in Congress but none can hold a candle to The Great Prevaricator currently in the White House.

Sure Senator. Just as soon as you can show me one that is more obese from all that Pork.

For lots of them, it’s a badge of honor.

Unfortunately our liar isn’t in Congress. If his nose grew when he told a lie, there wouldn’t be room for anyone else in Washington, D.C.