In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 24, 2020

It was hidden under Strike Four.

I don’t even want to think of the implications to the game!!!!!

I love it when the home team discovers fourth base.

I wonder if they kept score in base four?

Sure! Just get rid of the designated batter.

So I don’t have to wait til the end of time?

I’ll say it changes things. Gil McDougal was actually the G.O.A.T.

A pentagon?

That’s gonna have a profound effect on some people love life.

You know there have always been four bases. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th or better known by its nickname Home Base.

Discovery? They seem to have known exactly where to look.