Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 26, 2020

Mulch fiction.

He was made into pulp fiction, except the writer was crap.

I know of a company that’s mixing tree seeds (of your choice) into a paper urn. Plant the whole thing and watch as a beautiful CO₂-eating O₂ emitting tree grows from their ashes.

It’s mulch ado about nothing.

He still has a shot at appearing in Groo comics.

It could have been worse, such as being flushed down the toilet. Now THAT is a sorry ending.

Chip off the ol block

I had some trees cut down in the vicinity of my pool. I had enough wood pulp in the pool to keep a paper mill going for three days.

This is a grave decision

Should’ve stayed as he was then, according to Joyce Kilmer.

Mulch Ado About Nothing!

He won’t be remembered for his gallantree.

I go to pieces …

I’m gonna write a novel entitled “Mulch”

Mulche’s Odyssey

There was a MUCH crappier possibility…

I honestly don’t get the joke. Although, the comments sure are humorous.

That’s what happens when you hang out in the cypress grove with your friends.

Now he is a part of the circle of life. Cue Sir Elton

At least he’s in a growth industry.

Nice, but waaay too late.

But he had a bit part in Fargo.

he must of thought he was going to be pages in a book at the library.

he was really hoping for something like poplar fiction…

I haven’t used tree mulch in almost 20 years. I buy cocoa shell mulch. It’s environmentally friendly and smells like chocolate around the house for about 2-3 weeks