Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 19, 2020

And the world will never know. Until the next Dan Brown novel.

Cool! I hang that top layer in my closet, so I’ve only got the other three layers!

I had no idea I was so classy! I mean, by comparison. Obviously on my own I’m still a hairy mule of a knuckle-dragging manhulk.

I solve this dilemma by regularly turning the pile over, sometimes half at a a time.

I do have the “only worn on laundry day” clothes but that lower stuff all goes to Goodwill. I can always buy it back if I really miss it. :)

Damn. He’s onto me.