F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 27, 2020

That’s not an ATM; it’s Auntie Em.

They’re hoping you don’t know you don’t have to answer.

Proper response: “I’ll give you ‘what for.’” At the same time, shake your fist.

“Know your customer” I happen to withdraw a large amount of cash. Got indirect, subtle questions fishing for ’what’s the money for?’….I believe unusual activity is reported. Or perhaps the bank teller was concerned that I was being scammed.

Cause I want it. Now give it up HAL.

2:30 in the morning on the wrong side of town? What are you up to, Bub?

I’ve gone to an ATM with a sun faded screen that was so bad, I couldn’t read the prompts.

I mean, if you used a credit card it would already know and wouldn’t have to ask.

Yes, the ATM is giving him ….. What for. (Bada Bing Bada boom)

The ATM at the bank is getting complicated. It asks you what denominations you want. You tell it, then it says you can’t have that many bills in that denomination. Then you have to figure out how many bills you CAN get in that denomination. And how many bills in other denominations you will have to get. Meanwhile, people are waiting.

Mine usually just laughs at me.

Beer.

Life under liberal demorats……

Designed by Dad.

$3000 and above they ask why and keep a record of it.