Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 05, 2020

lol

Hook, line and stinker.

Well he was the one eating and going to the bathroom. Serves him right.

This really is very funny, it takes a special kid of talent to come up with stuff like this.

LOLOLO!! Parisi is usually pretty funny.

Now I know why it’s called a water closet. This might be one of those newer ‘no toilet paper’ kind.

Didn’t the tidybowl man have a little boat?

Multitasking fish, poop, read and eat at the same time.

He needs to throw that one back in.

Well, not really. You actually saved him in the nick of time as he was about to get flushed down the commode.

Poor thing was just trying to take a carp.

TMI: I once got a phone call from a potential employer just as I was stepping out of the shower. I conducted the interview in the nude. Fortunately, this was in the pre-video conference era.

LOL! good one!

Yes, I’m a little busy! Damn fishing pollsters!

in reality – if you fish – you will know that this happens frequently when they, the fish, get in the boat or pulled onto dry land. continue to crap. they just don’t have a fancy commode to catch it all. so a little bit messy at times :(

This is why WC Fields said he never drank water.

I never drink water. Fish pee in it.

He didn’t have to take the bait.

It looks like he caught a crappie.

You always catch the fish at a bad time. At least for the fish.

@MarkParisi, your series certainly lives up to its name.

Oh, “toilet humor.”

Could have been worse. You could have caught two of us between the sheets.

“Not so you’d notice … "

Fun one.

Perfect! Except these days he’d be playing on his phone.