He probably said that he would mow it tomorrow.
My lawnmower parts guy asked, “do you like cutting your lawn?” I said no. I should ask him when the self driving mowers come out. I know they have self driving combines.
Sure, yesterday I was.. but this is a new day with new rules.
It’s wet. It’s still too wet.
Yes, I watered it. Why?
He’s been saying that for two months. Why did she think ‘today’ would be different???
Should have married someone with a sense of humor.
Juan’s a staunch Catholic, you see,
who embraces the [see below -1] with glee.
1. [pick one] concepts/teaching/nonsense
While not really itchin’
for [see below -2] in the kitchen,
2. [pick one] God/Jesus/ghosts
his Holy Ghost Toaster was [see below -3].
3. [pick one] free/key/twee
Jerry Bittle
Qiset about 3 years ago
He probably said that he would mow it tomorrow.
drivingfuriously Premium Member about 3 years ago
My lawnmower parts guy asked, “do you like cutting your lawn?” I said no. I should ask him when the self driving mowers come out. I know they have self driving combines.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sure, yesterday I was.. but this is a new day with new rules.
FassEddie about 3 years ago
It’s wet. It’s still too wet.
Yes, I watered it. Why?
paranormal about 3 years ago
He’s been saying that for two months. Why did she think ‘today’ would be different???
admiree2 about 3 years ago
Should have married someone with a sense of humor.
sparklite about 3 years ago
Juan’s a staunch Catholic, you see,
who embraces the [see below -1] with glee.
1. [pick one] concepts/teaching/nonsense
While not really itchin’
for [see below -2] in the kitchen,
2. [pick one] God/Jesus/ghosts
his Holy Ghost Toaster was [see below -3].
3. [pick one] free/key/twee