Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 01, 2020

What’s your secret, Horace? I need to borrow it…

And the sheep got to do something other than jump over the stupid fence.

I would be happy if I got a 7.

Kudos to you, Horace.

Surprisingly generous of the East German judge.

Now that your numbers are high, what is your next feat?

So thankful I don’t get graded on sleep.

I think the middle judge took off a few points for uneven snoring!

Champion!

I woke up after 5 hours, sometimes that’s trouble because I can’t get back to sleep

Not a problem yesterday, dropped right back off again

Have to give my sleep yesterday at least a 9, had a good shift at work last night

Horace mighta got a 10 or 2 if he twisted and turned and landed back on the pillow…!

Judging by the scores, it must be a Sleep Olympics the Russians boycotted.

The middle judge must not have gotten enough sleep last night

Nuts! If I sleep longer than 4 hours, someone puts a mirror under my nose, to see if I’m still breathing!