Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 31, 2020

Pam’s lucky. I usually have to search for it!

Then I go all around the store, sometimes two or three times, squeaking my little heart out. And when I’m waiting in line, I’ll wiggle the cart back and forth so everyone knows I have the squeaky cart.

That’s not a squeaky wheel – Brewster still runs the internet onboard using dialup modems. Controls spending nicely!

I frequently got the one with a flat spot on the wheel. Then I could go down the aisles “klunkety-klunk.”

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a squeaky cart. As long as most of us are all ignoring the point of the cartoon that Pam in on the Internet, where I live the carts don’t squeak or wobble. Of course you have to put in a coin to get to use the cart (either 50 cents, one Euro or two Euro, or a slug made for the purpose. It doesn’t matter which, since you get it back when you are done.

I always seem to get the difficult to navigate cart. So much built up fluff & other matter trapped around the wheels that it barely moves.

When I order groceries online I order the canned goods first so they don’t crush the bread and potato chips.

I won’t put things in an on-line cart unless I know it has been properly sanitized since the last user…

They just want you to have the whole shopping experience.

I always wear my mask when I shop online. Computer viruses, you know.

These days, if it’s an Amazon shopping cart, the wheels might just fall off completely. A couple months ago, Amazon removed MP3 carts from the digital music interface, and also did away entirely with music sampling. So effectively speaking, customers are forced to buy tracks and albums sight unseen.

Must be another of Jeff Bozos’ schemes to shake down and rip off as many people as possible.

Hey, you got my cart.

Since when does Pam have a daughter?

Or did I miss a storyline that altered the perceived gender of her child?

I’ve always wondered who makes and sells the tool they use to Bend that one wheel on almost every cart.