Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 24, 2020

Is the “big trophy” in compensation?

Is it the trophy that’s huge or is it . . . something else? (Tricky, those pronouns.)

Slap a wispy yellow wig on that head and a face full of orange gunk, and call him “Mr. Resident”… except the words need to be misspelled.

I doubt it’s bigger than his ego. As for the trophy…

Had there been space for her to respond, she might’ve said, ‘But does it vibrate?’

somehow, i don’t think she’s going to be suffering from trophy envy…

That line never works , especially when you start with " I hate to Brag !

[nsfw] Female porn stars are all Lesbians…who are obsessed with giant roosters.

The one case where “participation trophies” are OK.

“I hate to brag” – but I have no qualms about lying.

In the original art, this couple looks like it’s mid-Argentine Tango.

So huge he needs a garbage bag to wrap it.

Sounds like a fish story from a weekend fishing trip. The story is far, far bigger than the fact.

“It’s chrome plated!”

Ummmm ….did he win because of his huge zucchini in his garden? Home grown veggies….M M M M M

Ego of the Year award winner.

“Oh Donald…”

It’s easily twice the size of any entendres I’ve heard before.

Brass balls, purchance

Gotta’ love the double entendres.

“Honey, I’m telling you that fish was so big it would have filled up Obelix”…

I don’t know. She’s seen many many many big ones before. Is this one a different shape?