You can come to Spain, there’s an interesting opportunity in the entertainment scene. First you’ll be pushed into a crowded plaza full of shouting hooligans who are going to scare you to death. There, you’ll be stabbed several times on your back by a horseman. Then, you will be decorated with several sharp banderillas. When you have lost blood enough, a torero will harass you with a piece of cloth and, when you are weary, he will stick a rapier in your neck, so that you can drown in your own blood. Finally, they will cut your tail and ears as a trophy. But, alas, if trying to defend yourself you happen to gore the torero, you’ll be killed alongside with all your family. A great job opportunity, indeed.
You don’t have to feed it or clean up after it, no unwanted odors (from the mechanical bull anyway). I could go on, but I will spare you all the gory details.
ObiJoan about 4 years ago
You can come to Spain, there’s an interesting opportunity in the entertainment scene. First you’ll be pushed into a crowded plaza full of shouting hooligans who are going to scare you to death. There, you’ll be stabbed several times on your back by a horseman. Then, you will be decorated with several sharp banderillas. When you have lost blood enough, a torero will harass you with a piece of cloth and, when you are weary, he will stick a rapier in your neck, so that you can drown in your own blood. Finally, they will cut your tail and ears as a trophy. But, alas, if trying to defend yourself you happen to gore the torero, you’ll be killed alongside with all your family. A great job opportunity, indeed.
Jeff0811 about 4 years ago
You don’t have to feed it or clean up after it, no unwanted odors (from the mechanical bull anyway). I could go on, but I will spare you all the gory details.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 4 years ago
barkeep! more beer nuts and another round!
backyardcowboy about 4 years ago
But the Mechanical Bull can’t create more mechanical bulls. And it doesn’t come close to competing with the Bull out of Washington.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
What a bunch of BULL! Snort!
kelese about 4 years ago
And don’t get him started on impossible burgers. The only thing that keeps him going is turning out enough bull crap for the Trump administration!
mi_sbs about 4 years ago
They need a mechanical rodeo clown
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
No worries. There will soon be so many warning stickers on that thing they’ll have to shut it down.
Spacetech about 4 years ago
$15/ Hour is a game changer.
syzygy47 about 4 years ago
That’s tough. You were counting on that job. The retirement plan sucks.
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Well you’re entirely too horny.
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sounds like a load of bull to me.
abraxas almost 4 years ago
I’m sure McDonalds can find you a position.