Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark. It’s true. Sharks almost never attack humans, but people insist on tilting vending machines forward to try to get stuck snacks to fall. The result is people crushed under bulky machines.
But is there a Vending Machine Week on Discovery Channel? There is not!
Dirty Dragon over 4 years ago
Wait till you get a look at Cozy Brambles, kid… much better.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgiDdKkU0AAX_R5?format=jpg&name=large
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
Snoresville.
Qiset over 4 years ago
Just don’t let one get a hold of your finger!
Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago
Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark. It’s true. Sharks almost never attack humans, but people insist on tilting vending machines forward to try to get stuck snacks to fall. The result is people crushed under bulky machines.
But is there a Vending Machine Week on Discovery Channel? There is not!
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, I would not go nuts over it.
Maizing over 4 years ago
Chipmunks are a lot more interesting when they catch an acorn thief.
https://youtu.be/f5EZB3nSEl4
Ricky Bennett over 4 years ago
I think Alvin, Simon, and Theodore would take issue with that…