Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark. It’s true. Sharks almost never attack humans, but people insist on tilting vending machines forward to try to get stuck snacks to fall. The result is people crushed under bulky machines.
But is there a Vending Machine Week on Discovery Channel? There is not!
Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark. It’s true. Sharks almost never attack humans, but people insist on tilting vending machines forward to try to get stuck snacks to fall. The result is people crushed under bulky machines.
But is there a Vending Machine Week on Discovery Channel? There is not!