Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 01, 2020

I can’t find an audio clip, but for those old enough to remember it, picture Paul Lynde saying “That’s disgusting.”

For those not old enough to remember it, you missed out. Lynde was hilarious.

Poor Leopold can handle anything except girl cooties.

Poor Leo, can’t even smack her right back. Suck it up, “loverboy”! :D

Gotcha!

If all you read were the comics, you’d think that women threw themselves at men all the time. On top of that, the men really don’t like it when it happens

Uh ooooh! Now it begins….

Leo will never turn into a prince!

It was shortly there after, Leopold was arrested as a pedophile.

Like DC mayor Marion Barry, Leopold said, “Bi*** set me up!”

Flying Ms over there. Two of them. Something’s brewing.

Consider yourself lucky, Leo. No tongue.

OMG! Their First Kiss! Wow. How great for Beatrice and Leopold!

When, what year, can we expect the wedding?

(You know Leopold is just playing hard to get….)

Clever girl…..

Meanwhile, Beatrice KISSED Leopold! What could possibly happen next? Will he be arrested for public affection with a younger lady? Will he rip Beatrice open and eat her entrails? With the 500 foot woman stomp her to death?

The forest can be disgusting and scary; best to go with a friend.