Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 11, 2020

First your human has to get some children.

And then the adult ones?

Bad dog!!

Starting with the “Pokey Little Puppy?”

By the tail wag Me thinks Dog does like that idea .

And gnaw on people’s shoes. The cat wants to claw the furniture.

I had an ex-girlfriends cat for a while and my apartment had string wallpaper. It looked really nice until the cat discovered it could take a jump, land on the wallpaper, dig in her claws, and hold on for about 20 or so seconds. That and it make a great scratching post. When the cat went, so did the wallpaper. I should have charged her for it.

Yeah, says the cat, I know what you mean. I could get into bunny-kicking a teddy bear.

i understand your feelings.

The experts say, “Get a job doing what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.”

If we could all admit to our deep down desires and yearnings, the world would be a truly horrific place! Some things are better kept hidden.

My late dog Aspen liked to chew on furniture. I broke him of that habit, so he chewed a corner off of 3 reams of printer paper. He chewed through the box first, then the paper.

Should have done it while you were a puppy. It’s unforgivable in an adult dog.

I love these two. But orange cats don’t have orange whiskers.

Noble ambition.

Is that because the animals are called Spot?

That sounds a little juvenile.

Personally, I prefer chewing up books of contemporary prose by writers who try to pass themselves off as poets.