Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 08, 2020

…so they were left with a fifth to split between them.

What happens if you try to sit on Death’s couch?

There will be grim reaper cushions

A man is lying on the couch.

He shouldn’t do that. Lying is bad.

He should tell the truth.

On about the fifth reading I finally got it. Wasn’t worth it.

So the 20 percent left in the pulley was the C. Did the couch have a C-section surgery?

“I’m going to count to 2.5” some poor guy said quarterly.

20%=O

5th floor? couch fell on his head?

not ‘ouch’

‘illed’

or ‘ead’

Good one.

I C the other 20%.

absolutely PERFECT for the first day back to school!

Only took me THREE read-throughs to get it! I thought it was funny!!!

Why is this comic called “Brevity”? It takes a long, long time to figure out most of the jokes. Phooey!

It took me a minute, but I liked it once I got it.

Where’d he attach the pulley?