Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for September 11, 2020

No no no no no….don’t ask a question like that! You just jinxed us all!!

Ah, no comment……

Never make fate an offer it can’t refuse.

I remember snow days when school let out early. The snow would be over my boot tops and my hands would be so cold I’d cry before I got home.

2020 getting worse: (1) Someone comes up with a Covid-19 vaccine on Nov. 1. (2) Trump takes full credit for it. (3) All the people who voted for him last time believe him. (4) Trump gets reelected.

Hey, Trump Believers – Listen to the Bob Woodward tapes!

I just heard the goddess giggle.

I’m amazed at how quickly most states came up with viable options. I’ve got friends in six states whose grandkids are all “attending” school in one form or another. . .

Don’t ask. 2020 will see that as a challenge!

Maybe a rain of frogs will change their minds. But if they aren’t walking to school, how would they notice?

You could be living downwind from a forest fire.

In Denver they’re actually considering allowing kids snow days even when doing in home ….. several parents have said they’ll let their kids have the day off.

Depends on how the election goes.. and yes it could get worse.

I just heard yesterday that New York is now saying that, in the future, any day the weather closes the schools they’ll just have online teaching instead.

Like the song said: _ B-B-B-Baby, you just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet_