Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 11, 2020

It wasn’t that tree’s fault.

Broken foot!

Paper cuts are the worst.

and that’s how you get hoof splinters.

Tree, “It wasn’t me, I’m still standing.”

Teach your kid how to behave

The tree then got mad and dropped a large branch, onto his head! Now, he has a paper cut and a concussion!

Horace thought kicking it to a pulp would satisfy his anger….

Barking up the wrong tree.

hurts to kick a tree

Better to kick the tree than kick the bucket…!

great… now he has a paper cut (I hate them) AND a broken hoof

The broken hoof will make him forget about the paper cut

Laughed really hard at this one. Oh, Horace!!

Paper cut. AKA “treevenge”.

How did he get a paper cut with no fingers? He wears those flexible metal “shoes” so how does he manipulate anything? Now as a Houyhnhnm he has full protoplasmic control over his body if he would just use it. His is a logical , cerebral species of no emotion. However Horace acts like the original primitive version Gulliver didn’t know about, he is an atavism. Like a human returning to their previous feral brain status.

I shall continue reporting on the mutant renegade as long as needed,

Dark Spiral reporter. Fey division.

It wasn’t any trees fault. It was Horace’s fault.