The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for August 30, 2020

his masters voice,

“So humiliation is part of your therapy?”

“I can hear you clearly. You don’t need the amplifier.”

“I get 350 channels with this cone and I don’t pay for it”.

“I see you, stupid cat! I have tunnel vision!”

Ah, the cone of shame, bet you can’t lick your privates….

Can you hear me now?

You mean to tell me that no one else put that on you, and you somehow accidentally put it on yourself?

Come on, even a dog can’t be that stupid

Healing from Cat Scratch Fever. Got an aspirin? She won’t stop being catty.

“I’ll bet I can get 10 gallons of water in there…”

You, needed a megaphone?

Cat “Why are you wearing a cone”? Dog “I have laryngitis and the cone amplifies my voice so you can hear me”.

“Looks like you had one too many at last night’s party”…

“Lose the lamp shade. You’re not that bright”…

I don’t know who told you that cones were a fashion accessory…

If you think that’s humiliating, wait ’til you see what the vet did.

How are you supposed to bathe?

Sure. I’ll eat your dinner for you, I mean I’ll help you eat your dinner.

Ginger is super cute today!