The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for August 27, 2020

I will have the Garbage Can Dejour special tonight.

“Bring me a saucer of your finest and I will tip handsomely. Just check outside the front door.”

Is the mouse domestic or imported?

I’m sorry, I only roll in organic catnip.

Why do all your dishes contain ginger?

A dish of artisanal cream please.

I’m sorry sir but that’s actually chocolate “mousse!”

I will need to see some ID for the catnip please.

“Sorry to disappoint, but ratatouille is a vegetarian dish.”

“I’m sorry but the orange haired gentleman over there ordered all the lasagna.”

“I have an art deadline. Make it to go please.”

Jacket and tie!?! My fur coat isn’t fancy enough for you?

“It’s always nice to get out of the house and turn up my nose at a 4-star restaurant…”

Bill this to Lennie Peterson, and make sure to give yourself a generous tip

Is the salmon fresh? What about the trout amandine? No?

Just get me a Fancy Feast.

[sound from 2 tables over] MEOOOOW! MEW MEW MEW! MROOOW!

Ginger: I’ll have what she’s having.

Awesome Instagram page, Lennie!

What goes well with hairball?

“I’m sorry, we’re all out of the Mouse Mousse. Can I interest you in some Tuna Tiramisu?”

Set another plate. My friend, Homeslice, will be here in a minute.

I’ll have the lobster bisque, skip the bisque, with the tuna-encrusted salmon, sides of shrimp and calamari with the crab cake for desert.

Hmmm…. after all the good ones already posted, all I can think of is “Garçon…” and then I can’t think of anything else! :)

“I’m sorry, we don’t serve cats here.”“That’s fine, I’m ordering the chicken!”