In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 12, 2020

I’d like to see this one in action. Where is his sidekick, Batboy?

Pip-pip; he’s a valet.

Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb, Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb…BAD PUN

Well, if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with…

Every time a batter gets a hit, they should have signs “ka-pow!”, “bam!”, etc

The Slugger from Louisville ;)

I’ll just wing it then.

There’s an arcade game called “Ninja Baseball Batman”. Before you get too exoted, the “Batman” refers to baseball players in a beat-em up style game.

But they may be able to use you at Shea stadium.

Hmm close enough….