The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 12, 2020

Because he has fingers instead of paws like a regular dog?

The guy holding the contract has no dog in this fight..

if you can’t sign your name he’ll accept a xerox of your butt…

Lawyer Dog

He only shakes when he gets wet.

He’s a ruff customer!

Barking out orders, in print yet!

It’s a pre-puptial agreement.

Make no bones about this contract….either sign or I crap all over this carpeting….

Wait till you make me go out in a rainstorm. I’ll shake for you.

Legal Beagle…

Everything he knows he learned from Dogbert.

Read the Fido print.

Oh, he can definitely shake. See what happens when you give him a bath!

I guess he doesn’t really trust you and thinks he might need a legally binding document.

I’m up to your tricks now.

You mean just lie there and shiver!?

GoComics shows its new content at 1 AM, my time. So, I’m blaming that for me thinking of “shake” as what a dog does when he’s wet and asking myself, “Why is that funny?” Post-sleep and coffee, I now get it.

He could tell you why, but you’d have to sign a non-disclosure agreement.

Mr. Peabody. The early years.

Muttley. later years, getting smarter

He’s learned stuff from Mutt Damon movies.

He is used to being all penned up

Normally they do their business in the yard.

That’s what happens, when you keep him penned up.

IF he shook like a normal dog, there’d be mud everywhere…