Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 04, 2020

I know the real reason, and I have to suggest that washing machines incorporate a sock-net into their drainage outputs.

The Scooby doo gang would be impressed with Phoebe’s dad.

Every time one of your socks disappears, it gets sent to your kitchen cupboard and turned into yet another Tupperware carton.

Now see, whenever I have socks go missing, I just assume the fauns from Narnia stole them.

Possibilities I’ve run into. Your sock is stuck to the inside of a piece of clothing washed with it. It clung to the inside of the washer or under the rim of the drier so you missed it. The most extreme was it actually left the washer basket over the top rim and went into the surrounding works. Unicorn, never even considered that possibility. Now I have to put in video cameras to rule out Sasquatch sock poaching.

As I walked from the bus stop to my workplace I became aware that something was slowly inching its way down my trouser leg. Eventually I saw one of my socks from yesterday emerging by my ankle. So there you have it. Socks come alive at night and like to hide in trouser legs.

Are sock clips a lost technology now or something?

Socks are the larval form of wire coat hangers. Socks disappear while wire coat hangers multiply in your closets.

Well…ask a stupid question…

Just knot them together…it’s not that difficult once you get used to it.

HAA-AAA!

Fake news! The truth is, Mooch from Mutts steals all the socks and hides them under the bed.

wait… is this a break from the “marigold and pheobe switch bodies story” or is pheobe tricking her dad?

Huh … a strip without Phoebe is interesting. Doesn’t happen much, does it?

So that explains it! A bloody unicorn has been raiding my washer! Typical.

Horn Cozies! That is AWESOME! :-)

Sock mysteries ended when my youngest child left home. Funny how that worked.

I guess Mari’s theme song is “Sock it to me”…